The Luxurious Life of Celebrity Kids

It seems that the children of celebrities have it all. They're born to rich, famous parents and will never want for anything. All their needs are provided for, and then some! For example, did you know Shiloh Jolie-Pitt sucks on a diamond studded pacifier worth $17,000. This surprised me because I never thought of Angelina Jolie as that kind of mom. She seems like the type to buy the cheap pacifiers since she has so much exposure to poverty. Her brother was quoted as saying Angelina has trouble ordering food because she thinks about all the starving people she's seen. Ok, so she can't order filet mignon but her daugher can suck on a pacifer that's more than what some people make in a year? I also read in one of the tabloids that she bought Zahara three pairs of jeans worth $120 each.

I don't know about you, but I think Suri Cruise is a real cutie. I'm not going to delve into how I feel about her mom and dad. I'll just say that Katie seems sweet and always looks cute. You know good and well this little girl gets whatever she wants. Heidi Klum and her brood are cute, but the woman always has an army of nannies with her. Of course, I'm probably just jealous. It would be so nice to go into a store or restaurant with my kids and be able to enjoy myself for as long as I liked because the nannies could deal with any child-related incidents.

But what's with the names? Just when you think you've heard the strangest name ever, another celeb gives birth and comes up with something even more eccentric. Shannon Sossamon named her son Audio Science Clayton. I hope he goes by Clayton. I don't even know what that means. Audio Science? Then there's Moxie Crimefighter, the daughter of one of the guys from Penn and Teller. Oh, and Jason Lee from My Name is Earl and his son Pilot Inspektor. These names make Shiloh, Suri, Moses, Heaven, Apple, Hazel and Phinnaeus sound normal.

Hey, at least when these kids grow up there won't be any teasing about names because they'll all have strange names. I guess names like Amy and John will become strange. No matter what they're named, there's no doubt that celebrity kids have it all. From the up and comers like Rumer and Tallulah Willis to the newcomers like Shiloh and Suri, it's likely celebrity kids will capture our attention for years to come!

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